I received an offer for some work in the mail yesterday! Sort of...
A gentleman by the name of Norman Goodman seems to think I am qualified to do some work for him. He is not offering a lot, $40 for an 8-hour day, plus reimbursement for travel to and from work. That works out to $5 an hour. That's not great, but not so bad for this economy.
What kind of work? It turns out that all I will have to do is, literally, sit around all day and listen to a bunch of lawyers. Whatever.
It is called jury duty.